
Today I will teach you how to make scrumptious cookies. To start, you need a bag of cookie mix, eggs and butter. You get your mom to open the bag which you then dump into the bowl and get cookie dust all over your face. Then you pick out a few chocolate chips and eat them while you get your mom to crack open the eggs for you, which you then get all over your hands and the counter.

After your mom cracks some more eggs for you and you get them into the bowl, you proceed to scoop too much butter into the bowl which mom then has to take back out. Now you can mix. At least until your arm gets tired - then you get your mom to mix.

Make sure your mom has preheated the oven and then lay out a bunch of papers on the counter to put baked cookies onto. Point at everything in the papers laid out and tell your mom that you need it. For an added treat, pretend the spatula is a microphone and sing songs from The Little Mermaid.

Now put the bowl of cookie dough in the fridge to cool. Make sure you ask your mom a MINIMUM of 5 times if you can lick the dough!

Go watch a movie for awhile, then come back to observe mom baking the cookies. Stare at the cookies and try to swipe bits of the dough when mom isn't looking.

Get your little brother to help distract your mom if necessary.

Try a baked cookie! Yum!

Let your brother have one or two as thanks for distracting mother during the process.

Oh, I supposed mom can have one bite...