Champion

I made it through the wilderness. You know I made it through! Didn’t know how lost I was until I made a poo!

I had lots of fun with Auntie Arlee. We visited relatives, camped, and we even met up with the rest of dad’s side of the family in Jasper where I climbed a mountain and was given a special medal of honor from my uncle Steven. Just practicing for my future conquests. Good world leaders usually seem to have a background in performing magnificent feats.

Otherwise, Darwin and I have just been hanging out at home with mom and dad. Next week school starts for us and Darwin and I will be supervising other younglings at the local daycare facility. Need to maintain a standard of quality in my empire after all.

Mom and dad also think they’re going to get me to put my output into the toilet. They’re funny those two. Why do it myself when I can get to done for me? Hah!